Thag Fix Gutter
May. 13th, 2007 11:17 amThag look out window, and find gutter hanging on by one corner.
Bah. Thag need hammer, Thag need ladder.
No ladder. Last ladder disintegratamated. Stupid wood what rots.
But Thag-wife long ago got side-table for bench for deck. Good cedar wood what rots not.
Thag try to heft up far corner, but middle of gutter crimps.
Thag try to heft up middle of gutter. That worked. Bang long gutter nails back into bad wood with hammer.
Then Thag bangs far corner back into bad wood.
Then Thag bangs other nails into different places, but gutter still slopes down the way it has to.
Thag removes old dead icicle lights, because Thag is there and old lights don't work.
Then Thag goes in to rinse off green powder from trees.
Bah. Thag need hammer, Thag need ladder.
No ladder. Last ladder disintegratamated. Stupid wood what rots.
But Thag-wife long ago got side-table for bench for deck. Good cedar wood what rots not.
Thag try to heft up far corner, but middle of gutter crimps.
Thag try to heft up middle of gutter. That worked. Bang long gutter nails back into bad wood with hammer.
Then Thag bangs far corner back into bad wood.
Then Thag bangs other nails into different places, but gutter still slopes down the way it has to.
Thag removes old dead icicle lights, because Thag is there and old lights don't work.
Then Thag goes in to rinse off green powder from trees.