What's Wrong WIth Me?

In the ongoing quest to know myself, I realize that I hardly have an objective view of me.

That's what my friends are for.

So have at: I have enabled Anonymous Posting, and all comments are screened (unless you explicitly ask me to unscreen). As this format carries the possibility of abuse, I do reserve the right to short troll-posts to ground. (I would have foregone that right and made this post friends-only, but I can't do that and enable Anonymous Posting.)

What's wrong with me?

(Remember, I probably didn't know, so if you can provide explicit examples, that would probably help.)