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feste_sylvainThag have girl-child what can't sleep in hot. Thag nods, because Thag can't sleep in hot too.
But windows in girl-child-room are like windows in Thag house. Thag house windows do not go up and down. They go from side to side. No Ay See machine thinks that windows go that way.
Thag-wife smarter than Thag. Thag-wife got stick and pink window stuff. Pink window stuff is flat, squeaky, and too big for window.
First, Thag take Ay See machine out of box. Lots of bags all over the place. Bags with foam, bags with screws, bags with power cord, bags with long metal bits with foam. Thag sees four holes in long metal bits with foam, four screws, and no screwdriver.
Thag-girl-child find screwdriver with X tip. Huzzah. Now Thag put long metal bits with foam on top of Ay See machine, so Ay See machine can hold onto window that slide down on it. But window not work that way.
Thag put Ay See machine in window, and flappy things on Ay See machine not fit half of window. Only half of window slides out of way. But Thag took off one flappy thing from one side of Ay See machine, and then Ay See machine fit. Kind of. Great big gaps below machine.
Thag find gray towel that nobody likes, and uses tape measure to make scribbles on stick. Then Thag take stick to basement, where saw is. Thag saw stick. Stick will go where Ay See metal bit grabs window where window isn't. It will slide into window frame. Now all Thag must do is make pink stuff block huge hole where window isn't.
Thag looks.
Nope. Thag is going to have to put pink stuff up from outside. On roof.
Now Thag-wife get home from work, all hot and sweaty from kitchen even hotter than Thag-girl-child room. Thag goes up ladder, up on roof with pink stuff and old knife. Thag shred lots of pink stuff off, then not fit pink stuff in window space, so shave more pink stuff off, and almost fit pink stuff in window space. Thag-wife shove Ay See machine in place on old gray towel, and Thag make pink stuff squeak but get machine almost in place. Thag-wife cut more pink stuff off with knife. Now it all fit. Thag tape pink stuff in place with duct tape.
Sometime in all that, Thag cut back of thumb on Ay See machine. Thag not sure when.
But Thag and Thag-wife beat stupid window!
And Thag-girl-child have Ay See machine in room, make cold.
But windows in girl-child-room are like windows in Thag house. Thag house windows do not go up and down. They go from side to side. No Ay See machine thinks that windows go that way.
Thag-wife smarter than Thag. Thag-wife got stick and pink window stuff. Pink window stuff is flat, squeaky, and too big for window.
First, Thag take Ay See machine out of box. Lots of bags all over the place. Bags with foam, bags with screws, bags with power cord, bags with long metal bits with foam. Thag sees four holes in long metal bits with foam, four screws, and no screwdriver.
Thag-girl-child find screwdriver with X tip. Huzzah. Now Thag put long metal bits with foam on top of Ay See machine, so Ay See machine can hold onto window that slide down on it. But window not work that way.
Thag put Ay See machine in window, and flappy things on Ay See machine not fit half of window. Only half of window slides out of way. But Thag took off one flappy thing from one side of Ay See machine, and then Ay See machine fit. Kind of. Great big gaps below machine.
Thag find gray towel that nobody likes, and uses tape measure to make scribbles on stick. Then Thag take stick to basement, where saw is. Thag saw stick. Stick will go where Ay See metal bit grabs window where window isn't. It will slide into window frame. Now all Thag must do is make pink stuff block huge hole where window isn't.
Thag looks.
Nope. Thag is going to have to put pink stuff up from outside. On roof.
Now Thag-wife get home from work, all hot and sweaty from kitchen even hotter than Thag-girl-child room. Thag goes up ladder, up on roof with pink stuff and old knife. Thag shred lots of pink stuff off, then not fit pink stuff in window space, so shave more pink stuff off, and almost fit pink stuff in window space. Thag-wife shove Ay See machine in place on old gray towel, and Thag make pink stuff squeak but get machine almost in place. Thag-wife cut more pink stuff off with knife. Now it all fit. Thag tape pink stuff in place with duct tape.
Sometime in all that, Thag cut back of thumb on Ay See machine. Thag not sure when.
But Thag and Thag-wife beat stupid window!
And Thag-girl-child have Ay See machine in room, make cold.
