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Our Quote of the Day comes from Ty Burr's review of the Paris Hilton vehicle "The Hottie and the Nottie":

She delivers her lines in an unmodulated near-whisper and keeps her head lowered, gazing up at Nate as if she'd learned Acting Position #1 and then dropped the class. The film poses her in a succession of bikinis, mini-tops, and short shorts, none of which give her the presence necessary to actually hold the screen. Her head seems too small for her body and stuck on at an odd angle. She resembles nothing so much as a tiny blond velociraptor.

Go read the rest of the review; it's always fun when a critic gets ahold of something truly worthy of evisceration.

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